I like girls… but now it’s about justice.
November 15th, 2009
A couple friends have sent me this recently, so I figured I’d share it here in case anyone hasn’t seen it yet. You’ve probably played or at least hard of the first line about the “master of unlocking” from Resident Evil. But there are some other gems in this list that are more obscure.
What’s your favorite “so bad it’s good” line from here?
November 15th, 2009 at 3:37 am
lol, just lol
November 15th, 2009 at 8:41 am
I have to stay alive and write this article before I die!
Okay.
November 15th, 2009 at 8:42 am
“Tom left a message, he wrote it on the floor in his own blood!”
“In his blood? Way to go, kid!”
November 15th, 2009 at 11:13 am
In his blood!?
That one got to me.
November 15th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
“Meet Hidoka, the absolute being. she is female… 23 years old. bad…a~”
“I like girls, but now, its all about justice~”
“Ow that hurts!, da-don’t kill me, please~ don’t kill me…. but i suppose you have too… *whimper*”
XDXDXD omg… VO gold~
November 15th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
“Oh no! Something is coming! Oh no, he’;s going to explode”
“Thats what you should have done…..in the beginning”
“That explains it, this smell wasn’t a toilet…it was a dead body!” I love how happy she sounds, thank god the toilet doesn’t smell!
November 15th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
OMG! thats hilarious!! woo turbo grafix 16 XD
November 16th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
“We did it, we deactivated the bomb!”
“Hold me if I’m dying, and vice-versa, okay?”
“I guess this means we can forget about using the elevator.”
“Maybe not, Tom left a message. He wrote on the floor in his own blood.”
“In his blood? Way to go, kid!”
November 17th, 2009 at 11:01 am
My favorite: “Ow that hurts!, da-don’t kill me, please~ don’t kill me…. but i suppose you have too… *whimper*”
Runner’s up:
“WHAT DID YOU SAAAAAY!? Your face was asking, that’s why I took the photo!” – he seemed soooo angry, oh, and LOL his “face” asked for the picture ^_^
“As revenge for my wife, my….daughter, and myself, I will eliminate you.” – it’s like he forgot who else he was avenging… “oh yea, my kid… do I have a girl or boy???”
“It is written that only Link can defeat Ganon”
“Great! I’ll grab my stuff!” – I am a HUGE LoZ fan, but the Philips CD-i games… *groan*
“What are you saying? I should be the one saying that…” – “You took my line, b*tch!”
“Before you die, I’m going to tell you a little secret, just to make it so that you REALLY don’t want to die!” – this one reminds me of the Spaceballs line “Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lonestar…”
“That explains it, this smell wasn’t this toilet…it was a dead body!” – Oh, well, if it wasn’t the toilet…
“I can only die once *moan* I’m happy that you’ve killed me.” – how sweet of her to be greatful of her murderer.
The Mega Man 8 line was just sooo bad. It’s like the director was saying “uh, yeah, we don’t have the time to do a 100th take with this guy, just grab the best one and go with it…”
**Side note: I think the actress who did the line “your arrows are like you…” also did VOs for Diablo II**
Last comment. If you like horribly bad lines check out Bright Wolf on youtube. It’s a horrible project video production students have to put together. Here’s the best one I found: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5QfByj2-p0
November 17th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
What is this movie about? Pretty entertaining…
November 18th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Castle Shikigami 2. I love that game!!!! =^.^=